You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it fucking winked are you joking
omg Emily Dickinson replaced Dickens with Dickinson and Charles changed it back and they kept going back and forth until eventually it was just oliver twist
SHAKESPEARE REPLACED FUCK WITH BEHEST
jfc that thing is so much fun i keep making fun of Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe joins in
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.